All has clearly gone wrong in the world.
The man looks like a refugee from a channel 4 sitcom, and utterly lacks the class of Fiona. He may be regarded as my "friend", but such matters must be set aside when one has to deal with reality. And I am nothing if not honest.
Fiona shall receive the licorice next year, when 10 years of Punkt are celebrated with the Irish buffoon safely located at a distance from stages and microphones.