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Monthly Archives: MARCH 2010


Twitter and Facebook: Sir Dhahii better watch his back.

What the hell is going on?

I sit here, writing these little prose-based thinklings for my readership of 3 people (myself included), and Sir Dhahii goes on Facebook and Twitter and writes this kind of thing:

Homunculus seems to be truly back in action. And almost is positive about something: Charlie Brooker. What next? Backrubs for Chris Morris?

Or ...

Yeah. The Homunculus is back. We're still not sure that's a good thing ...

Or ...

Gurgles from the Pool of Embellished Cyber-nuns suggest that the Homunculus may be back from his travels.


Just because he's the webmaster here and occasional "backing lyricist" for Mungolian Jet Set, he thinks he can write this piffle.

And my activities in the Pool of Embellished Cyber-nuns are none of anybody's business.

So, Sir Dhahii, here it is:

You can take your remarks, your RAWK inclinations and you proto-gothoid Hammer Horror fanship and safely lodge it in the depths of a ...

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Thanks to my English friends

I meant to write this sooner.

Thanks to my English friends (both of them) for introducing me to the wonderment that is Charlie Brooker.

He's the last sane thing on British TV, with no real US counterpart. Or any other kind of counterpart.

I don't like him any more than he probably likes me, but at least he's sane, unlike the rest of you (yes, that includes you, dear reader - now take your finger off the screen).

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Mungolian Pacemakers (no Gerry, oldsters)

I can't be bothered with any of you today.

You run around the web, with your Mungolian Jet Set inclinations and your general ignorance of all that is actually happening, instead opting to believe that the world will end in 2012 (as if the universe has a time schedule) and creating theories of everything you don't have a clue about. You realise that you are every bit as idiotic as your ancestors who believed that there were giant sea monsters, and that ordinary mortal men were descended from gods, and that spreads high in polyunstaurates were better for you than creamery butter ...

And what is the relevance of our friend in the picture here? None. I make these sometimes when I'm bored. This one was lying around, so I added it. Why do I have to explain myself to you (and why did I even ask that question)???

Please fuck off.

Any ...


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MONDAY, MARCH 22, 2010

Cold Cock Riders of The New Media Hype

I have been absent for a while, taking in the sights and sounds of an elsewhere place. Where? None of your business.

However, upon my return I see countless pasty faced quasi-gothy emo types, proto-teenagers for eternity, lining up with their eyes lined with black gunk, craving blood. Apparently.

Throughout your media are VAMPIRES.

Once, these things were to be feared, scary monsters that drained life, spread their contagion, or general fucked you up in some way. Some punctured your neck and sucked like a two-bit whore until you were dry, some just ripped you to pieces and dined on flesh and blood alike.

But on 21st century earth, a new attitude means these guys are SEXY. Perhaps they always have been, but these days, it seems that a vampire is the object of many teen girls desire.

I could go into the full socio-literary-folkloric history of said bloodsuckers, and how they have arrived at ...

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