Dear Great Britain,
Today you cast votes to decide something. What, exactly?
The Dhaqwaan of Po-Lonte once said:
"Democracy's been dead a long time ... voting is just a ritual to remind us of what it was like when it was alive"
Perhaps this is true ...
Just remember that the majority of these people will - no matter what the outcome - continue to reap financial rewards for doing next to nothing for you. Whether in power or in opposition, they will be smiling. And you will still be expected to bend over and take the full length and girth of the winning side's offerings.
May your gods have mercy on your souls.
Of course, the quality of your masturbatory practices should remain unaffected by the whole thing. You see: Every cloud has a silver lining.
Best regards, (Great) Britain
The Homunculus of Mung
I don't like you ... get over it.
Today is: (just in case you're a moron, or recently thawed out after a cryosleep)