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TUESDAY, MAY 11, 2010

It's been a while ...




I haven't said anything about Cheryl Cole for a while ...

Fidel, former lifelong friend of the Late Pierre doesn't like her either, it seems.

He suggested that she should be smeared with yeast extract and thrown into a pit of starving chihuahuas.

I concur.


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TUESDAY, MAY 11, 2010

Yadda Yadda Yadda and Todd Terje




I was going to write about TV shows being lifted from one country to another, complete with new locales, new characters, new language ... you know what I mean: Wallander taken from Sweden to Britain, The Office taken from Britain to the US ... all that stuff ...

But I can't be bothered.

Instead, I wrote this as a birthday present for Todd Terje:

Guddubub
Salana bokk.
Rubnub,
Cartena rokk.

I shall not explain this, as those incapable of understanding it in the original will not gain anything of true worth from the translation.

Now. Could someone please tell me where to find copies of the latest series of Charlie Brooker's "You Have Been Watching"?

Oh yes ... someone tell Piers Morgan that being part of a TV show with a high viewership does not preclude the fact that he is a cunt.


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FRIDAY, MAY 7, 2010

Nothing much to say today ... Bored by Elections




Your head
Bored by election stuff today ... and pissed off that I didn't get to see Charlie Brooker et al on the alternative election show ...

And while Jimmy Carr may have the single most annoying laugh on British TV, he's great when he's working without a script ...

As for Mr Mitchell ... probably a little genius. Little.

Waiting for Amazon to deliver my copies of Dead Set, Peep Show, and Nathan Barley. And looking forward to Chris Morris's Four Lions.




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THURSDAY, MAY 6, 2010

What the fuck is wrong with this picture?




In attempting to view the British Channel 4 Alternative Election Night with the magnificent Charlie Brooker (couldn't find a live stream) I made a horrifying discovery:

MARGARET THATCHER IS STILL ALIVE

Could someone please fix this IMMEDIATELY?

That fucking cunt should have been dead years ago ...


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THURSDAY, MAY 6, 2010

Secondary Supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish






http://first-androids.de/


This is the link to that German manufacturer of gynoids ... and an android or two as well ...

The site is utterly poor, and the pictures suggest that these are the creations of someone who has never gotten over "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

However, leaving this aside, let's work on the assumption that one day, these robotic sex dolls will become much more realistic. Almost to the point of being truly like the real thing, in physical terms at least.

If you are a married man (or in a relationship), will fucking one of these things count as adultery?

Male sex aids have for centuries been dominated by one or both of the male hands of the self-pleasurer ... only recently have prosthetic and synthetic aids come into being. Women, on the other hand (pun possibly unintentional) - and certain males - have had dildoes for a very long time (again, pun possibly ...
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