I was going to write about TV shows being lifted from one country to another, complete with new locales, new characters, new language ... you know what I mean: Wallander taken from Sweden to Britain, The Office taken from Britain to the US ... all that stuff ...
But I can't be bothered.
Instead, I wrote this as a birthday present for Todd Terje:
Guddubub Salana bokk. Rubnub, Cartena rokk.
I shall not explain this, as those incapable of understanding it in the original will not gain anything of true worth from the translation.
Now. Could someone please tell me where to find copies of the latest series of Charlie Brooker's "You Have Been Watching"?
Oh yes ... someone tell Piers Morgan that being part of a TV show with a high viewership does not preclude the fact that he is a cunt.
This is the link to that German manufacturer of gynoids ... and an android or two as well ...
The site is utterly poor, and the pictures suggest that these are the creations of someone who has never gotten over "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
However, leaving this aside, let's work on the assumption that one day, these robotic sex dolls will become much more realistic. Almost to the point of being truly like the real thing, in physical terms at least.
If you are a married man (or in a relationship), will fucking one of these things count as adultery?
Male sex aids have for centuries been dominated by one or both of the male hands of the self-pleasurer ... only recently have prosthetic and synthetic aids come into being. Women, on the other hand (pun possibly unintentional) - and certain males - have had dildoes for a very long time (again, pun possibly ... full