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MONDAY, AUGUST 17, 2009

Yeah ... Flying Mungolian again ...




So here we are again. Flight of the Mungchords or some such thing.

As I related in a distant post, long, long ago, in a paragraph far, far away, Mungolian Airmiles are a problem for many, and most do not know how to cash them in.

The solution is simple: visit the Mungs in person at one of their so-called "concerts".

How can this help?

Well, it's all to do with the removal of gravity and other natural physical laws of the universe as we currently choose to understand it. If you have accumulated many Mungolian Airmiles, you will be able to take a brief, yet rewarding journey on an unwavering course through the lost domains of your own fundament, admiring the sights, sounds, and especially, smells of the whole gargantuan ecosystem of your own colon.

Perhaps you may want to partake of the duty-free perfumes at this time? I know I would. And - as with all airlines - the sandwiches are probably best avoided.

Unless you're fond of that kind of chocolate bunny. Be careful not to lose your wristwatch, although time will have no meaning thanks to the Strangefruit.


The Mungolian Web Gnome comments (12)



COMMENTS


[ posted by kej, June 14, 2012 10:43 ]

well mister blister
if you gonna visit me pls take me cigarettes from duty free
thankz in advance


[ posted by admin, June 14, 2012 10:47 ]

Naturally ... Mungolian cigarettes?


[ posted by kej, June 14, 2012 11:29 ]

naturlamente mister ... Mungolianz extra strong


[ posted by admin, June 14, 2012 11:32 ]

OK. Filterless Mungarettes with add Ark Ark ... gotcha


[ posted by kej, June 14, 2012 11:36 ]

thanx ... you are really sweet


[ posted by admin, June 14, 2012 11:39 ]

Not as sweet as you'll be after smoking a deck of Mungarettes ...


[ posted by kej, June 14, 2012 11:42 ]

I hope deck will be enough for one afternoon


[ posted by admin, June 14, 2012 11:59 ]

Good lord, man! One afternoon? It usually takes at least 3 weeks to recover from just 1 Mungarette, never mind a deck! Be careful!


[ posted by kej, June 14, 2012 12:18 ]

I never told you that you have really kool name. Admin !!! May I give this (holy) name to my first six kids???


[ posted by Munk Audley, June 14, 2012 12:34 ]

Hahaha ... ahem!

Behold my true name above ...

And don't dare be so cruel to your children ... that's almost as bad as making them listen to Slim Whitman records on an endless loop ... tsk! tsk!


[ posted by kej, June 14, 2012 13:01 ]

DAMN
nobody expects Munk Audley in this moment of truth


[ posted by Munk Audley, June 14, 2012 13:28 ]

Nor should they ...


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