THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2009
Brief Report of a Knight of Jumungus
I have been doing some research for the Mungzette. However, it is with
great sadness that I must report that Alfred Lurid-Tenement's Wing-Wang
has left him for a a blonde waif-like creature. As the only man in
history to have married his own Wing-Wang, you might expect
Lurid-Tenement's disappointment to be patricularly acute. However, the
Wing-Wang has not had the decency to finalize the separation, and is
constantly trailing Lurid-Tenement along for - quite literally - the ride.
Lurid-Tenement's relationship with his Wing-Wang have been under some
strain for several months, especially after the revelation that
Lurid-Tenement, his Wing-Wang and his Chocolate Starfish were caught in
a ménage à trois near Chode Junction. Lurid-Tenement is unavailable for
comment at this time.