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THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2009

Brief Report of a Knight of Jumungus




I have been doing some research for the Mungzette. However, it is with great sadness that I must report that Alfred Lurid-Tenement's Wing-Wang has left him for a a blonde waif-like creature. As the only man in history to have married his own Wing-Wang, you might expect Lurid-Tenement's disappointment to be patricularly acute. However, the Wing-Wang has not had the decency to finalize the separation, and is constantly trailing Lurid-Tenement along for - quite literally - the ride. Lurid-Tenement's relationship with his Wing-Wang have been under some strain for several months, especially after the revelation that Lurid-Tenement, his Wing-Wang and his Chocolate Starfish were caught in a ménage à trois near Chode Junction. Lurid-Tenement is unavailable for comment at this time.


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