Just while you're here: has anyone seen a good florist's shop lately? Or a fishmongers, for that matter? Are we ruled by supermarkets and petrol station forecourts? Have we become a marketing man's mixtape?
Why am I being so morose? I have no idea. But answers will help me overcome this difficult time in which the Blog Comment Notifier has become Bulimic.
(And it has alopecia totalis, I hear)
Bring me a packet of prawn cocktail flavoured after-dinner mints. NOW!!!