So ... Jedward
are gone ...
The X Factor
has produced much that is cringe-inducing over the years, but they certainly were the Kings of Cringeland
. However, their demise has been long-expected. After all, there are only so many laughs to be had at the expense of two dimwits who can't sing or dance attempting to dance and sing ...
More interesting was the fact that Olly Murs
was given a soft boot ... Lloyd Daniels
, almost as bad as the twins, survived. Again. And now Joe McElderry
to win. Which doesn't compute. Two of the most boring contestants, one who can sing, and one who can't, survive again.
The thing these two have in common is the fact they have Cheryl Cole
for a mentor. Everyone's favourite polished slapper
(for that is what she is - manners are beneath her, class is far above her, and her breasts are permanently ...full