I suppose I shouldn't let this go ... now that I've been writing about this for a while ...
The Welsh Mogadon has departed. And I'm not saddened. Bye, Lloyd.
So we're left with 4 ...
And I've placed them in order of preference, entirely subconsciously.
Yet, by all that is unholy, Joe McElderry will win. Why? I have no clue.
This is a male who sounds like a female, with the vibrato permanently switched on. And the 4 judges seem to love him. Good for him. What they see in him I have no idea ... They complain about others not moving, yet Joe can be static. They complain about lack of development as a singer and performer, yet Joe has stayed the same since his auditions. Compare with Olly Murs: Olly can sing (like a man), dance (like a Robbie Williams) and generally be something like a professional. Joe ...
I don't like you ... get over it.
Today is: (just in case you're a moron, or recently thawed out after a cryosleep)