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SATURDAY, MAY 11, 2013

Oh, what can we do about retro?




It's all a blur, really. All these ages that have spun by, the endless parade of faces and names, ideas and their detractors.
 
Lana Del ReyTake Lana Del Rey. What's that all about? A woman clearly in love with David Lynch movies, Lauren Bacall and possibly nose candy.
 
She croons her ballads, looks as smokey and sultry as she can, and all the while most folk don't seem to notice that she's a hideous composite of everything that should be abhorred in the popular music charts: retro-pastiche.
 
Marilyn MansonWhy are people buying into this? And she insists on hanging out with the likes of Marilyn Manson (probably because his very name is a retro-pastiche, and she gets all gooey just saying it: "Marilyn Manson") If anything, Marilyn Manson has the very pseudonym Lana covets.
 
But as I've said before and elsewhere, the hipster beasts and teenage oddball boys are ...

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THURSDAY, MARCH 14, 2013

A Tribute to Tomorrow.




Lazarus


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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2012

Christmas Spirit




Christmas can suck my balls


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TUESDAY, AUGUST 30, 2011

X Factor ... Why bother ...? Punkt instead ...




Balh Blah Blaaaaahhhh!OK.

I know I said I'd do a blog about X Factor again.

But seriously ... what is there to "talk" about?

The auditions stages consist of material that shouldn't be given weekly extended coverage. A simple hour-long summary - or perhaps 2 hours split over 2 nights - of these damnably boring shenanigans would be sufficient (if that's the right word - and I strongly suspect it isn't).

A simple showing of the best auditions, and the worst for those who like to laugh at the musical ineptitude of others, and straight to the selection stage. Then the split to the mentors and their houses, and straight to business.

The only thing that makes X Factor interesting is the final stages (judges/mentors' houses and then weekly singExpect liquorice, Fiona. LIQUORICE!-offs with public vote). And now that the News of The World is out of the picture, the ...
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THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 2011

BAN SCHLUNGS




I have decided that SCHLUNGS, The new album by Mungolian Jet Set, should be BANNED.

Ideally, it should be prevented from being released, but as we are late in the day, there is little time for that. We must instead focus on preventing its appearance in stores, on radio, on TV.

This album must be stopped, as it has been found in my extensive laboratory tests that it almost certainly is a cause of Cotard's Syndrome.

Save our children! Stop the SCHLUNGS!

Show your support here: FACEBOOK

And Here: TWITTER


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