I meant to write this sooner.
Thanks to my English friends (both of them) for introducing me to the wonderment that is Charlie Brooker.
He's the last sane thing on British TV, with no real US counterpart. Or any other kind of counterpart.
I don't like him any more than he probably likes me, but at least he's sane, unlike the rest of you (yes, that includes you, dear reader - now take your finger off the screen).