So what IS the X Factor?
Again, Mister Joe Slow did his ballads, stretching himself not a jot. And no-one complained. After rumours of backbiting and feuding between Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson, Danyl was bade farewell, and - at least on camera - took it graciously ...
Stacey seemed confused (nothing new there).
So what is the X Factor?
Apparently, Joe McElderry has it in spades. But I cannot detect it at all ... His womanly voice seems to carry away all the possibilities of criticism that every other contestant suffered (Jamie Archer was just
a rocker; Lucie Jones could only
sing slow numbers; Stacey can't move and sing at the same time
). Is his voice really that good? Is it so mindbogglingly distracting that he could look like a potato dressed as a turd and no-one would care?
I confess, I'm stumped. Completely. And I don't know why I'm ...full