Music

I have decided that SCHLUNGS, The new album by Mungolian Jet Set, should be BANNED.

Ideally, it should be prevented from being released, but as we are late in the day, there is little time for that. We must instead focus on preventing its appearance in stores, on radio, on TV.

This album must be stopped, as it has been found in my extensive laboratory tests that it almost certainly is a cause of Cotard's Syndrome.

Save our children! Stop the SCHLUNGS!

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Sir Dhahii has been bedwetting again. Because of the Punkt Festival.

That's a lie (I hope).

But he has been somewhat ... distorted lately. And he has been particularly entrapped in a mysterious state of near-orgasm since the announcement of the Punkt Program.

David Sylvian, John Paul Jones, lashings of Norwegian goodness in the form of Arve Henriksen (one-time MC and dance choreographer for the Mungs at a previous Punkt festival), Nils Petter Molvær ("Peace Be Upon Him") and numerous others from across the globe.

All very exciting for our resident webhead and occasional purveyor of dubious "back-up lyricism" for the Mungs.

I remain, more or less, unstirred. I have been spending time with my cat of late (now devoid of ears), and listening to microtonal drone music from the planet Tyvna'an. This music is very hard to come by, and requires sophisticated radio equipment ...
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Greetings ...

In my continued efforts to distract myself from a world intent on finding evils where few exist/blaming others for things that have nothing to do with them, I give to you yet more wordage for your usage.

Same as before, use them as you will, but send me an mp3 copy of the result, and money may be sent if you really want to (this only applies if you manage to make any of the back of it, of course). Don't forget to give credit where it's due: Credit: The Homunculus Of Mung

Here we have a ditty entitled:

SHE'S A STAR

The fabulous fawn and dote
Their new invention swans in
All diamante and pearls
Like an electric pumping johnson
A wagon they'll jump on
They'll be gagging to dump on
In six months flat or less
It's time to bring out ...
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OK, here we have the beginning of a little series, just to distract myself from this shithole planet a little (although how distracted, really, can I ever get - the whole damn thing surrounds me ... and the lyrics have their own little barbs as well).

Some lyrics, never used by human mouth. Yours to use, so long as you give credit where it's due, and send me a copy of the outcome.

Credit: The Homunculus of Mung. Send mp3s using them here. And if you're feeling generous, send me money ... not that I really use it much. But the gesture will be appreciated by those who enjoy the Pisco Sours and kebabs it goes towards. Hahahahaha ... Oh yeah ... If you'd like the resulting music to be included on a player on the site, let me know and I'll get Sir ...
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Jan Bang

So I dunno about you, but Sir Dhahii has been running around Mung HQ like a Golden Tamarind on speed. Yes, it's that time of the year again when the more artistically inclined among us go batshit for the Punkt Festival ...

This annual regatta of musical wine and cheese is curated by Mung's own King Jan Bang ("The bestest button-pusher in the world EVER") and his own Gríma Wormtongue, Erik Honoré.

Erik Honoré

Previous festival highlights have included luminaries such as Jon Hassell, John Paul Jones and Brian Eno, as well as the usual Norwegian coven of ...
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