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THURSDAY, MAY 13, 2010

Supplement to Previous Blog




As a mark of desperation for your approval, I add this:

Follow Homungculus on Twitter

Now you have no excuses.

Not one.

#heavyhandedirony


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THURSDAY, MAY 13, 2010

Circumnavigating the boring realities




Fidel has had some interesting notions lately, what with cyborg women and all.

I noticed on his mobile phone that he had a picture (clearly doctored) of Sarah Palin in a T-Shirt with the slogan "Will fuck for food" in big black letters on it.

I was going to ask him about it, but didn't bother. Instead, I decided to join Twitter and see what the fuss was about.

What a waste of a day. Even Sir Dhahii's relentless demands that I play Halo3 seem slightly more appealing now. All those pointless little snippets of thoughts, or attempts at jokes (to me it seems that Twitter is about out-smartassing everyone else, more than anything else), chronicles of quotidian and insignificant rituals, or - worst of all - little bits of "wisdom" that some deluded fuckwit thinks will better humanity's lot (which run along the lines of "Anger is understanding in a raincoat of ...
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TUESDAY, MAY 11, 2010

It's been a while ...




I haven't said anything about Cheryl Cole for a while ...

Fidel, former lifelong friend of the Late Pierre doesn't like her either, it seems.

He suggested that she should be smeared with yeast extract and thrown into a pit of starving chihuahuas.

I concur.


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FRIDAY, MAY 7, 2010

Nothing much to say today ... Bored by Elections




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Bored by election stuff today ... and pissed off that I didn't get to see Charlie Brooker et al on the alternative election show ...

And while Jimmy Carr may have the single most annoying laugh on British TV, he's great when he's working without a script ...

As for Mr Mitchell ... probably a little genius. Little.

Waiting for Amazon to deliver my copies of Dead Set, Peep Show, and Nathan Barley. And looking forward to Chris Morris's Four Lions.




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THURSDAY, MAY 6, 2010

Secondary Supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish






http://first-androids.de/


This is the link to that German manufacturer of gynoids ... and an android or two as well ...

The site is utterly poor, and the pictures suggest that these are the creations of someone who has never gotten over "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

However, leaving this aside, let's work on the assumption that one day, these robotic sex dolls will become much more realistic. Almost to the point of being truly like the real thing, in physical terms at least.

If you are a married man (or in a relationship), will fucking one of these things count as adultery?

Male sex aids have for centuries been dominated by one or both of the male hands of the self-pleasurer ... only recently have prosthetic and synthetic aids come into being. Women, on the other hand (pun possibly unintentional) - and certain males - have had dildoes for a very long time (again, pun possibly ...
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