Mungolian Jet Set - The Homunculus Speaks

Further supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:56:23 +0000

Well, belatedly I add this thinkling ...

Some time ago, I was shown the cover of the new Christina Aguilera album.

I believe we can now expect Madonna to join in, with her body replaced by a large mechanical vagina perched delicately between two orbulent titanium tatas ...

Offensensitivity

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:47:42 +0000

Do you find my thinklings offensive?

Clearly some people do.

I like to tap out these words like a dwarf tapping his little pickaxe in a cave to loosen diamonds, filling each one with all my love for humanity, sheltering under its umbrella of happiness while fucking ...

Supplement to Previous Blog

Thu, 13 May 2010 16:47:32 +0000

As a mark of desperation for your approval, I add this:

Now you have no excuses.

Not one.

#heavyhandedirony

Circumnavigating the boring realities

Thu, 13 May 2010 16:13:41 +0000

Fidel has had some interesting notions lately, what with cyborg women and all.

I noticed on his mobile phone that he had a picture (clearly doctored) of Sarah Palin in a T-Shirt with the slogan "Will fuck for food" in big black letters on it.

I was ...

It's been a while ...

Tue, 11 May 2010 13:00:39 +0000

I haven't said anything about Cheryl Cole for a while ...

Fidel, former lifelong friend of the Late Pierre doesn't like her either, it seems.

He suggested that she should be smeared with yeast extract and thrown into a pit of starving chihuahuas.

I concur.

Yadda Yadda Yadda and Todd Terje

Tue, 11 May 2010 11:46:14 +0000

I was going to write about TV shows being lifted from one country to another, complete with new locales, new characters, new language ... you know what I mean: Wallander taken from Sweden to Britain, The Office taken from Britain to the US ... all ...

Nothing much to say today ... Bored by Elections

Fri, 07 May 2010 12:17:01 +0000

Bored by election stuff today ... and pissed off that I didn't get to see Charlie Brooker et al on the alternative election show ...

And while Jimmy Carr may have the single most annoying laugh on British TV, he's great when he's working without a ...

What the fuck is wrong with this picture?

Thu, 06 May 2010 23:54:03 +0000

In attempting to view the British Channel 4 Alternative Election Night with the magnificent Charlie Brooker (couldn't find a live stream) I made a horrifying discovery:

MARGARET THATCHER IS STILL ALIVE

Could someone please fix this IMMEDIATELY?

That fucking cunt should have been dead years ago ...

Secondary Supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish

Thu, 06 May 2010 15:50:16 +0000

http://first-androids.de/

This is the link to that German manufacturer of gynoids ... and an android or two as well ...

The site is utterly poor, and the pictures suggest that these are the creations of someone who has never gotten over "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

However, leaving this ...

Dear Great Britain

Thu, 06 May 2010 14:56:44 +0000

Dear Great Britain,

Today you cast votes to decide something. What, exactly?

The Dhaqwaan of Po-Lonte once said:

"Democracy's been dead a long time ... voting is just a ritual to remind us of what it was like when it was alive"

Perhaps this is true ...

Just remember that ...

Dance

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:50:55 +0000

Just before everyone pisses off on their lascivious way for Easter shennanigans, I would like to ask you: what is dancing?

Having been observing in clubs over the past while, I have no doubt that the majority of you have two left feet.

This "dancing" you do ...

Supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:06:31 +0000

Without much surprise, a Japanese friend (wishing to remain anonymous) has sent me this link:

http://www.orient-doll.com/

... from which I have taken the picture ... Oh yes ... it has long since begun ... These things can be customized as well, with hair choices, breast size choices, ...

Cyborg Women Fetish

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:11:52 +0000

Fidel, former lifelong friend of the Late Pierre called around last night. First time I've seen him since my cat regrew its fur (furry or shaven pussy? ... I flip-flop between the two according to the most esoteric of atmospheric elements ... even the weather ...

Twitter and Facebook: Sir Dhahii better watch his back.

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:36:05 +0000

What the hell is going on?

I sit here, writing these little prose-based thinklings for my readership of 3 people (myself included), and Sir Dhahii goes on Facebook and Twitter and writes this kind of thing:

Homunculus seems to be truly back in action. And almost ...

Thanks to my English friends

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:40:13 +0000

I meant to write this sooner.

Thanks to my English friends (both of them) for introducing me to the wonderment that is Charlie Brooker.

He's the last sane thing on British TV, with no real US counterpart. Or any other kind of counterpart.

I don't like him any ...

Mungolian Pacemakers (no Gerry, oldsters)

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:29:46 +0000

I can't be bothered with any of you today.

You run around the web, with your Mungolian Jet Set inclinations and your general ignorance of all that is actually happening, instead opting to believe that the world will end in 2012 (as if the universe has ...

Cold Cock Riders of The New Media Hype

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:35:54 +0000

I have been absent for a while, taking in the sights and sounds of an elsewhere place. Where? None of your business.

However, upon my return I see countless pasty faced quasi-gothy emo types, proto-teenagers for eternity, lining up with their eyes lined with black gunk, ...

Merry Christmas, Squarepusher is Dead

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:26:15 +0000

I see a vacant seat in the chimney corner: Tiny Tom is no more. Only his bass and his MS-20 are left as a reminder.

Merry Christmas? Alien scum. The New World Order can inflate my dromedary.

AhhhhhROOOOOOO!!!!!

And for those who have sent messages through ...

X Factor???

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:11:26 +0000

So what IS the X Factor?

Three left:

Olly Murs
Stacey Solomon
Joe McElderry

Again, Mister Joe Slow did his ballads, stretching himself not a jot. And no-one complained. After rumours of backbiting and feuding between Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson, Danyl was bade farewell, and - at least on ...

Another on the Talent Show

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:49:06 +0000

I suppose I shouldn't let this go ... now that I've been writing about this for a while ...

The Welsh Mogadon has departed. And I'm not saddened. Bye, Lloyd.

So we're left with 4 ...

Olly Murs
Stacey Solomon
Danyl Johnson
Joe McElderry

And I've placed them in order of preference, ...

The Scientific Lesbians of America

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:57:38 +0000

The Talent Show again ... again ... and Why Simon Cowell is a Genius

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:57:45 +0000

So ... Jedward are gone ...

The X Factor has produced much that is cringe-inducing over the years, but they certainly were the Kings of Cringeland. However, their demise has been long-expected. After all, there are only so many laughs to be had at the expense ...

Feeling Gravity's Pull: "Fight For This Love"

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:57:54 +0000

The first of an occasional series ...

Some analysis of a song that has crept up just too often for my liking lately ... and since it's sung by someone I have no great fondness for, all the more reason to perform an autopsy.

Who is responsible ...

A Song (Footnote to "Pedicure on Our Toes, Toes")

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:58:06 +0000

Vagina Dentata - what a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata - ain't no passing craze
It means no phallus
Get's in and out ungrazed
Or it's a coitus-free
Philosophy:
Vagina Dentata ...

You see. I have a sense of humour.

Let that be an end to your accusations, Saevik.

Chris Brown: Mephitic Vulva of DOOM

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:58:25 +0000

Why are people buying Chris Brown records? Or mp3s?

Someone please explain, because I've seen people get tarred, feathered, and run out of town for much less than what he did to Rihanna.

I've never bought his music.

Still have no intention to.

I don't actually care about what ...

Putting Rumours to Rest

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:58:34 +0000

I have upset some people at Mungolian HQ ... apparently they fear my departure into the dark and strange world of TV forums ...

That's not going to happen. I am already aware of "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!"

I shall not be ...

The Talent Show Again ...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:58:45 +0000

So, onward goes the Talent Show, like a juggernaut, crushing and mangling all before it ...

John and Edward survive again, not even being put into the lowest two. Yet that's not why Sir Dhahii was embarrassed by his Irishness last night ... no. The trigger ...

It takes a special kind of freak ...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:58:55 +0000

Yes, there are some things in the world that require a certain type of disposition.

One of those things is playing music.

And within this, there are subcategories: Genre is the obvious one, but the choice of instrument is another.

These two things create a kind of graph ...

I remember, I remember: The Guru.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:59:06 +0000

Once, long ago, before I left my distant home, I met a woman who looked like a man (or was it the other way around?) who was considered a saint by all who knew him/her.

Why?

Because s/he could make things appear out of thin air.

Now, this ...

Pedicure on Our Toes, Toes ...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:59:15 +0000

Ke$ha ... why?

"Pedicure on our toes, toes" ... Seems tautological. "Pedicure on our ears, ears" might be different. Or a clitoral pedicure ... of course, a pedicure outside of the whole feet area would be like having a toothache in your gluteus maximus ... unless ...