Mungolian Jet Set - The Homunculus Speaks

X Factor ... Why bother ...? Punkt instead ...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:25:00 +0000

OK.

I know I said I'd do a blog about X Factor again.

But seriously ... what is there to "talk" about?

The auditions stages consist of material that shouldn't be given weekly extended coverage. A simple hour-long summary - or perhaps ...

BAN SCHLUNGS

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:46:00 +0000

I have decided that SCHLUNGS, The new album by Mungolian Jet Set, should be BANNED.

Ideally, it should be prevented from being released, but as we are late in the day, there is little time for that. We must instead focus on preventing its ...

What to do in a world without Cowell

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 13:16:00 +0000

So, X Factor is back.

And it seems that some are interested in what I might say about it. So, in an unusual gesture of acquiescence, I shall do so this year, as best I can.

I only caught a moment or ...

New Mung Album

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:12:00 +0000

So, as you may have noticed, there's a new Mungolian Jet Set album emerging from the writhing vagina of creativity that is Mung HQ in the coming weeks. And you may even have listened to some of the samples HERE.

But ...

My Own Personal Zombie

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:36:00 +0000

So I've been Twittering like a bitch lately.

Someone (Neil Gaiman or William Gibson - forget who) asked why zombies had become so common recently in film & fiction.

My answer was this:

Zombies represent an innate fear of overpopulation.

Which ...

Do ya get the Punkt? Huh? Well ... Do ya???

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:05:00 +0000

Sir Dhahii has been bedwetting again. Because of the Punkt Festival.

That's a lie (I hope).

But he has been somewhat ... distorted lately. And he has been particularly entrapped in a mysterious state of near-orgasm since the announcement of the Punkt Program.
...

"She's A Star" - Lyrics for your usage

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 15:40:00 +0000

Greetings ...

In my continued efforts to distract myself from a world intent on finding evils where few exist/blaming others for things that have nothing to do with them, I give to you yet more wordage for your usage.

Same as before, use ...

Post 9-11 Media: Enter Stage Right

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:30:00 +0000

Obviously, I've been irritated by recent events.

I dislike the media in general, and in many cases, specifically.

The recent events in Norway have underlined my feelings of the past 10 years, and I can no longer be still.

In a previous ...

"Here Come The Heroes" - Lyrics for your usage.

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:56:00 +0000

OK, here we have the beginning of a little series, just to distract myself from this shithole planet a little (although how distracted, really, can I ever get - the whole damn thing surrounds me ... and the lyrics have their own little barbs as ...

Glenn Beck: History will teach us scoffing

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 10:33:00 +0000

OK. I'm fed up with doing these pieces. But I can't stop. I'd rather be writing about women with similarities to Octopi, or chickens discussing the merits of laser hair removal. But then Glenn Beck opens the sewage outlet that is his mouth.

...

Amy Winehouse, and The Media Trial of Blake Fielder-Civil

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:09:00 +0000

Another event that occurred at the weekend, and one that was in no way overshadowed by the events in Norway, was the death of Amy Winehouse.

Obviously, this is a sad loss. That goes without saying. It is always sad to see someone young ...

A Moment of "Seriousness"

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 10:59:00 +0000

So, after a turbulent few days, the world thinks it knows a thing or two.

A bombing in Oslo, a mass shooting in Utøya.

The gravity of these events cannot be underestimated. All at Mung ...

Beware the Ides of Punkt

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:14:00 +0000

Jan Bang

So I dunno about you, but Sir Dhahii has been running around Mung HQ like a Golden Tamarind on speed. Yes, it's ...

The Unsinkable Simon Cowell

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:14:00 +0000

Right, you daft bastards.

I've watched for the past week, and said little. But now I feel I need to state something obvious:

YOU CANNOT SINK SIMON COWELL.

At least, you can't in the manner which seems to be the chosen one for blogheads and "campaigners" out there.

Last ...

Los Angeles in Black

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:10:00 +0000

OK. It seems that not only has Sir Dhahii neglected to update the website as he claimed he would, he is actually assisting me with this blog. As I may have mentioned elsewhere (Twitter, Twatter or Phacebuck), he was playing a video game, with the ...

Brief Addendum

Fri, 06 May 2011 11:31:25 +0000

"Portal 2" ... I played this as the request of Sir Dhahii (he has hounded me to play other games, but this was the first that held any innate appeal for me).

Very good. Except too short, and a little bit easy. Have yet to play ...

You're all vacuumheads

Fri, 06 May 2011 10:45:07 +0000

This will be my last post before the arrival of the new Mungolian site ...

I await my fate with the calmness of a rohypnol-laden sorority girl.

I have been "given" a Facebook page by Sir Dhahii, which I assume is some kind of pre-onslaught appeasement. However, ...

Mungolian Fish Sticks and Other Dark Matter

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 11:10:00 +0000

So ...

I guess you're wondering what the hell is going on here at Mung HQ ... or probably not, I hope, since I assume you might have something not dissimilar to a life going on.

As it happens, over the past while, the Mungs have completed ...

Further supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:56:00 +0000

Well, belatedly I add this thinkling ...

Some time ago, I was shown the cover of the new Christina Aguilera album.

I believe we can now expect Madonna to join in, with her body replaced by a large mechanical vagina perched delicately between two orbulent titanium tatas ...

Offensensitivity

Thu, 13 May 2010 17:04:00 +0000

Do you find my thinklings offensive?

Clearly some people do.

I like to tap out these words like a dwarf tapping his little pickaxe in a cave to loosen diamonds, filling each one with all my love for humanity, sheltering under its umbrella of happiness while fucking ...

Supplement to Previous Blog

Thu, 13 May 2010 16:46:00 +0000

As a mark of desperation for your approval, I add this:

Now you have no excuses.

Not one.

#heavyhandedirony

Circumnavigating the boring realities

Thu, 13 May 2010 16:13:41 +0000

Fidel has had some interesting notions lately, what with cyborg women and all.

I noticed on his mobile phone that he had a picture (clearly doctored) of Sarah Palin in a T-Shirt with the slogan "Will fuck for food" in big black letters on it.

I was ...

It's been a while ...

Tue, 11 May 2010 13:00:39 +0000

I haven't said anything about Cheryl Cole for a while ...

Fidel, former lifelong friend of the Late Pierre doesn't like her either, it seems.

He suggested that she should be smeared with yeast extract and thrown into a pit of starving chihuahuas.

I concur.

Yadda Yadda Yadda and Todd Terje

Tue, 11 May 2010 11:45:00 +0000

I was going to write about TV shows being lifted from one country to another, complete with new locales, new characters, new language ... you know what I mean: Wallander taken from Sweden to Britain, The Office taken from Britain to the US ... all ...

Nothing much to say today ... Bored by Elections

Fri, 07 May 2010 12:17:01 +0000

Bored by election stuff today ... and pissed off that I didn't get to see Charlie Brooker et al on the alternative election show ...

And while Jimmy Carr may have the single most annoying laugh on British TV, he's great when he's working without a ...

What the fuck is wrong with this picture?

Thu, 06 May 2010 23:54:03 +0000

In attempting to view the British Channel 4 Alternative Election Night with the magnificent Charlie Brooker (couldn't find a live stream) I made a horrifying discovery:

MARGARET THATCHER IS STILL ALIVE

Could someone please fix this IMMEDIATELY?

That fucking cunt should have been dead years ago ...

Secondary Supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish

Thu, 06 May 2010 15:33:00 +0000

http://first-androids.de/

This is the link to that German manufacturer of gynoids ... and an android or two as well ...

The site is utterly poor, and the pictures suggest that these are the creations of someone who has never gotten over "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

However, leaving this ...

Dear Great Britain

Thu, 06 May 2010 14:56:44 +0000

Dear Great Britain,

Today you cast votes to decide something. What, exactly?

The Dhaqwaan of Po-Lonte once said:

"Democracy's been dead a long time ... voting is just a ritual to remind us of what it was like when it was alive"

Perhaps this is true ...

Just remember that ...

Dance

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 15:50:55 +0000

Just before everyone pisses off on their lascivious way for Easter shennanigans, I would like to ask you: what is dancing?

Having been observing in clubs over the past while, I have no doubt that the majority of you have two left feet.

This "dancing" you do ...

Supplement to Cyborg Women Fetish

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:06:31 +0000

Without much surprise, a Japanese friend (wishing to remain anonymous) has sent me this link:

http://www.orient-doll.com/

... from which I have taken the picture ... Oh yes ... it has long since begun ... These things can be customized as well, with hair choices, breast size choices, ...